GOD TV sucks.
As you know if you follow this blog I watch TV rarely. And generally I stick to TCM, or sporting events. But every couple years or so I’ll peak my head out and sample what people are going on about. In the last couple of days I’ve tried BIONIC WOMAN, DR. WHO, and SMALLVILLE.
First we’ll start with Smallville. A show I was completely on board with the first couple of seasons. But pretty much when they dissed the Pete Ross character, played by Sam Jones III (who I admit was an odd casting choice to begin with), the show’s star… began to dim for me.

And while an odd casting choice, the 5′8″ Sam Jones was a good actor. And his departure from the show at the end of the third season, seemed to signal a downward spiral in the quality of the shows, a loss of the tight knit family essence that made the first three seasons work. And beyond that the thing is, when you side with a man you stick with him, and if you can’t do that you’re like some kind of animal. To quote THE WILD BUNCH.
A great movie by the way.
Anyhow, I can’t stand for people to use Black characters just to disrespect and denigrate them (keep that in mind for when I get to DR. WHO). And beyond the poor treatment of Sam Jones, the Smallville stories really got fing crappy, with the kungfu witch Lana, and the absolutely annoying Lois character.
And the latest season premiere shows me the show is solidly still taking on water. I mean while special effects are always fun, the fing stupid dialog and plot… is seriously mind numbing.
First… evil clark?? Again with fucking evil clark?!! That crap was old in the first season!!

But fine you have an evil clark, who fries people alive and punches holes in people, but when Lois slaps him in response to his ass squeezing advances, this evil clark does what? He says…. “uh… later” or something to that effect, and walks away. WTF????
Are we paying someone to write this crap?!! And then this evil clark/phantom guy, talks the whole show about how he wants to kill Clark, so what does he do when he knocks Clark down and has him vulnerable… HE WALKS AWAY! WTF?!!! Just a stupid fucking show. Seriously how do you fuck up SMALLVILLE this badly? And don’t get me started on the fing music montages. So in a nutshell, SMALLVILLE… great argument for radio.
Now BIONIC WOMAN.
Fuck I hate this trend of Hollywood and the Networks mining the gems of the 70s and 80s, to produce their inferior modern take.
And now BIONIC WOMAN?! Fine if you’re going to do it, do it well.
Don’t do this utter maudlin, navel gazing crap!
What kind of moron do you have to be to try and replace Lindsey Wagner with this girl power crap?


You know what Lindsey Wagner had going for her, she had a face and a presence that captivated. She had and has, something not unlike grace. This new show? Actors in the first episode have no presence, no core to them. Whatever that quality is, that comes out of the eyes, and makes you interested and enamored, that star quality… I didn’t get from any of the cast.
These characters are whiny and irritating. “Dad left us, and I have to take care of you, and I’m pregnant” All in like the first 15 minutes, Damn!
Is this BIONIC WOMAN or Peyton’s Place? Retarded reality tv generation crap! Show is Abysmal. And the fact that starving, bombed countries could be rebuilt and stabilized for a fraction of the cost networks are paying to produce this garbage… is not lost on me.
This is why I stay away from TV, because I get irritated when I see nonsense like this. And life is far too short to wade in other peoples garbage.
And don’t get me started on the CW network as a whole. When I was growing up we had great shows like SANFORD AND SON, now we have denigrating crap like EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS. Am I the only person who sees that TV has grown more bigoted and detrimental to people of color, not less.
And That brings me to DR. WHO. If you’re white you probably didn’t see the same first episode I saw.

With the black boyfriend playing a, as the british say… cunt, of legendary proportions. Dude might as well be fucking step and fetchit. Spending the whole episode on his knees, cowering behind his white girlfriends legs. Seriously, it might as well be 1920 and this dude might as well be rolling his eyes and going “yessir boss. Me been a bad negro.”
. Seriously, talk to me! How much do they have to fucking pay you to castrate yourself like that? And Noel Coward, the young actor in question is a 2003 Lawrence Olivier Award Winning actor. Seriously, fucking sad… that this is the kind of role such a promising actor takes/can get.
Without that absolutely unnecessary punking, I would have dug the show. But to introduce a character of color just to misuse them/abuse them… I tune out. Game over man! Game over!
And you who have lived with lies so long, that you can see nothing beyond those lies… may not understand why a couple isolated incidents of defamation to Black characters is a big deal… I’ll try and explain briefly and give it up.
First it’s not isolated incidents. It’s a pervasive pattern of defamation. A lot of it can be put into context with the Dave Chappell REAL WORLD sketch, where using comedy he kind of flips the script and shows you the detrimental nature of the media portraying you as always THE Minority. You get one slot on virtually any mainsteam movie or television show that is not a comedy. Take the casting annoucement for the new JLA movie. “Casting for Caucasian actors take precedence with a role available for one Black actor. But please concentrate on casting the Caucasian actors.” Translation: “We want a majority of white actors and we want them to be great, good looking actors. As far as the Black actor just get us anybody who’ll roll their eyes when we tell them too.”
That’s not acceptable. Particularly when you have no strong leading man images in television or movies or music, to counteract the image of the buffoon or criminal or deviant.
It carries a disproportionate amount of weight when you introduce image after image of Black males simply to set them up for a fall or or castigation or comedy relief, ala BUFFY (build up the love interest only to punk him out in a fight against Spike)


The 6′3″ D.B. Woodside like most Black actors in Hollywood is criminally underused. The 38 year old, Yale educated actor’s star is on the rise with talk of him being considered for several leading man roles, including talk of an upcoming Green Lantern movie.
or ANDROMEDA or ENTERPRISE (all of them with the exception of DEEP SPACE NINE) or SMALLVILLE or BLADE (tv series not the first two movies) or PULP FICTION (why the Black guy got be the one to be sodomized, what the fuck is that Quentin Tarantino?) or fucking DR. WHO. (Or the fucking REAPER! Which I actually kinda dug the first episode, but what the fuck is up with the networks trying to pair up every fat, slacker white dude with the hot black chick. Let’s come back to earth people. I call a miscegenation foul! And of course who is the first victim on the show, the ethnic dude! I swear I’m going to find a clocktower!!)

The 6′4″ Keith Hamilton Cobb gave effective performances in ANDROMEDA even though being horrendously written, to the point where he had to quit the show. A phenomenal actor, who should be a major big screen heroic actor. However there is discussion of him for several upcoming feature films.
I mean I’m not saying every Black character has to be a great, strong, Avery Brooks HAWK character, but what I am saying is to make virtually every single Black male character introduced in movies or tv or comics, a shoe waiting to drop, a victim waiting to happen… is bullshit.
It is racist mass media. And more than that… it’s predictable, boring mass media.
I would rather these shows not introduce Black characters, rather than introduce them and fuck them over. It really is a very, very obvious case of 21st century media, being used to revamp early 20th century minstrel shows. Black actors but very much white messages.
This has to be recognized, called out, and opposed. Much the same way the proliferation by media conglomerates (not owned by Black people, BET is not Black owned) of hateful, genocidal gangsta music, and mentalities and mores have to be recognized and opposed.
Maybe the Sony exec paying you to shake your ass or roll your eyes or say bitch and ho, is no different then the italian or the irish or the columbian drug czar paying you to sell crack to your own. Maybe both have your denigration and your defilement as their ultimate goal.
TV’s just another drug, man. And a drug can either heal you or hurt you. And today it’s definitely being used to portray the Black man as villian and fool, and the Black woman as hor.
Like fucking SIN CITY. Most racist piece of garbage I’ve ever seen.
And Michael Vick fucking dominating the news! There are people fighting for independence, all over the globe, countries getting overthrown, people getting assassinated, and what is the number one news in America for months?? Michael Vick and alleged dogfighting, And now OJ being back in the news.
FUCK!!!!
Does no one see any of this being a little bit sleight of hand? You bring up bullshit to discuss, to ignore the fact that a lot of the positive, doing the right thing young men, many of them Black young men (the ones you’re supposedly waving those flags to support), are coming home missing limbs, and in fucking body bags, fighting a rich man’s war.
But no let’s not talk about that. Let’s spend weeks trying to give a black eye to some fucking football player. Did he arrange dog fights? Did he not? WHO FUCKING CARES?!! People are dying! People are fucking dying, and this is what you’re wasting tv time covering?!!
Seriously every newscaster should be dragged behind a truck till they fing fall apart, maybe it’ll give em a perspective on what’s news and what’s not.
Dog fighting. Yeah we’re fighting covert and not so covert wars in 29 countries, an endless war; but don’t discuss that, instead let’s spend weeks pontficating about how evil this Black man is for running a dog fighting ring. Seriously fucked up sense of priorities.
WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!
How fucking stupid do you have to be to listen to fox news, and think you’re getting news. You’re getting propaganda, you’re getting a world view, you’re getting programming.
You’re getting lies, that they (they media, they advertisers, they sponsors, they enron, and they Shell, and they Sony and they Time Warner, and they Disney, and they who get rich, selling you the terror of war… THEY) want you to lie down for.
Fuck the media, and fuck their lies.
Remember that with every show you watch, it’s part of a world view… and it may not be the best world view for you.
Just look with better eyes at what they are selling you.